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runtimeman
Voy a terminar esto en el portugués ya que la mayoría de ustedes no serán capaces de leerlo. Pero he sido una especie de puta últimamente. Estoy buscando a establecerse con un chico agradable aquí en San Diego. Siempre estoy dispuesto a conocer gente nueva. Así que me haga saber si usted está interesado.

Practicing my Portugeese, haha.

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Some pie please?


I should get a job or something. So I’m not poor. So I can buy those shoes I ordered offline. And I can get my fake ID from the shady man up in Kentucky. I need some money. I should grab up one of those paypal donate to me things and rock it in my userinfo. I wonder if anyone ever clicks on those things and actually gives out money. I wonder. Maybe I should do that. It would just sit there. No one reads this mess anyway. But oh what a fine collaborated mess it is.

I’m listening to some old school rock and roll. Some classic stuff. Eye of the Tiger. I downloaded it because of that stupid “Glen. GLEN GLEN GLEN!” commercial. I seriously don’t know what it is, but I have such an attraction for songs featured in commercials. I never liked this song in that Rocky movie it was in, but when that commercial came out, Bam. It was like we were making sweet love all into the night all along.

I’m also sickly obsessed with that Sarah Jessica Parker and Lenny Kravitz Gap commercial. When the thing first premiered, it premiered as a fifteen second teaser. Sarah, but unknown who it was at that time, walked down a hall, pulled up her pants, gave me a boner, and everything faded to black. Why did I find that so hot? Anyway they premiered the full thing on the MTV Movie Awards, which we’re not going to even discuss how sucky they were this year. Anyway, I recorded the ninety second almost a music video of Sarah parading around Lenny Kravitz in his girl hairdo so I could watch and masturbate to later.

And speaking of things I didn’t like until they hit the commercial base. I hated Sex and the City. I thought they were all a bunch of whores wishing for a banana up their pies. Sarah Jessica was the ugliest of them all, besides the fatty red chick with the fat thighs and the fat everything. But on this Gap commercial I like her. I like her a lot. Bye.

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 The fresh life.


I boarded the bus today early in the morning, groggy, half asleep, dead tired. I sat down next to a fat girl, and another fat girl sat to my right. Have you ever seen that commercial with the cookies and the cream in the middle is singing, "Squeezed, in the middle. Smack dab in the middle"? That's how I felt. Squeezed. The last girl to board the bus was some frail rail thin girl. As she was standing their swiping her card the bus zoomed off.

She fell flat on her butt. I couldn't help but laugh. So did the rest of the bus. Some guys at the back were chanting, "Freshman, freshman!" Its always like those freshmen to do the stupidest thing. I hope I wasn't that stupid when I was a freshman. Hope being key, because I know I'm a pretty stupid kid. But it's absolutely funny watching freshmen interact with the new enviroment. Orientation doesn't teach you crap except how to sleep during a boring presentation. I like how all the freshmen can't figure out how the bus system works and they stand there with confused eyes asking the bus driver where he stops. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

Some freshman started talking to me in my Psych 101 class too. He asked me if I met a lot of girls. He said he wasn't good at doing stuff like that. I immediately said GAY. He was a pity of a freshman too. Acne all over his face, looking like a Pizza child. I think his shirt said Osh Kosh Begosh. I hope it didn't. His hair was a mop of dirtyness. He talked and stuttered his way through the conversation. I did everything in my power not to laugh at his sorryness. But god-D was he sorry one. Its okay, one day he'll grow up to be just as cool as me.

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